" Whatever you do lads, don't go in the rough."

".....or the water."

" Can't beat a 10 ball!"

"What a civilised  bunch of chaps?"

"..... well, until the G & T's started."

"....... and continued. Anyone for trebles?"

"You seem like a nice boy. Fancy starting up a gay golf society?"

"Good to see a referee letting his hair down. metaphorically speaking."

"I'll race you to the hole."

"And next year's Captain is? Saint."

"more golf or football? Hard choice."

"Preparation for the final round is key"

"Please God let this beer help my golf."

"Nearly all over"

"What a team!"

"And in second place....."

"And the winners are......"

"Not to mention .. most points, best individual round, Captain's trophy and loads of dosh"

"For most of us the food was better than the golf!"

"Not forgetting the old duffers trophy - The Hawaii Cup"

"And the could do better trophy!"